Driving my car is kinda like arguing with an old Jewish man...

Me: Turn left
Car: Vat?
Me: Turn LEFT!!!
Car: Soup theft? Huh?
Me: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TURN LEFT!!!!
Car: Stop yelling!
Me: Ok, now accelerate.
Car: Don't you use that kind of language around me, you mishuguna kid! By the time I was your age I had already fought in two wars! Now, be quiet - Matlock is coming on...