My new habit
So I picked up a new habit. It basically entails me glaring at someone and thinking, "You ass". I do it all the time, in traffic, walking down Larchmont, reading my email. I'm actually doing it right now. I've probably done it to you in conversation before.
Well, sorry but if you don't want me to do it to you then you shouldn't say such stupid things. (you ass)
Well, sorry but if you don't want me to do it to you then you shouldn't say such stupid things. (you ass)

2 Comments:
I'd prefer to believe you were thinking, "Nice ass."
I like that... my new one is similar, but more... uh, angry, I guess. Mine is "You F***ing Moron!"
Issued in the same spirit, though!
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